"Tu cheese badi hai mast mast", went the superhit song of the 90's, which had Khiladi Kumar and Raveena Tandon gyrating to the lyrics. The spelling of cheese above is not a spelling mistake, it is deliberately spelled so, since it is the heroine of this story.
It is said that all living things, including trees, respond to various types of music, in different ways. While we have seen cats enjoying piano music, dogs have been known to headbang to rock.
Trees respond to music too, and Indian classical has been proved to help the plants to thrive. However, certain research says that trees or plants respond to the vibrations produced by music.
Taking inspiration from above I decided to study the effects of music on cheese; I was very eager to know how the flavour and ripening of cheese would respond to different frequencies of musical sound.
So I went to the mall and bought 8 packets of cheese. After coming home the cheese was gently escorted out of the packs and kept on 8 wooden dishes seperately. Then eight pairs of earphones were placed surrounding each wooden dish. Lot of thought went into the selection of eight types of music.
One dish of cheese wiggled itself to Elvis Presley while Beetles serenaded another.
While Country Music took it back to its country roots, afrobeat shook it up to its core.
Jazz was music to its core, and Folk music welled up its eyes. The cheese really thrived in Indian classical, growing in size and spilling beyond the borders of the wooden dish.
But when I played it, its namesake song, "tu cheese badi hai mast mast…", and tasted, I slurped my fingers; it has a strong flavour. Perhaps it was influenced by the pair of handsome specimen who wiggled their booty seductively.
You would think I have lost my mind but no.
Recently a team of researchers, who, usually don't have anything productive to do, conducted an exactly similar experiment. The team used mini transmitters to diffuse the musical energy into the cheese and this experiment went on for 6 months for the results to be concluded and finally the results were announced.
The cheese exposed to Mozart had a milder taste, but it was the cheese exposed to hip-hop which had a tangy flavour.
Hope, further research doesn't say that the Gully boy binges on tangy cheese. Or the Classical wizard is a connoisseur of mild cheese…
Yatindra Tawde
It is said that all living things, including trees, respond to various types of music, in different ways. While we have seen cats enjoying piano music, dogs have been known to headbang to rock.
Trees respond to music too, and Indian classical has been proved to help the plants to thrive. However, certain research says that trees or plants respond to the vibrations produced by music.
Taking inspiration from above I decided to study the effects of music on cheese; I was very eager to know how the flavour and ripening of cheese would respond to different frequencies of musical sound.
So I went to the mall and bought 8 packets of cheese. After coming home the cheese was gently escorted out of the packs and kept on 8 wooden dishes seperately. Then eight pairs of earphones were placed surrounding each wooden dish. Lot of thought went into the selection of eight types of music.
One dish of cheese wiggled itself to Elvis Presley while Beetles serenaded another.
While Country Music took it back to its country roots, afrobeat shook it up to its core.
Jazz was music to its core, and Folk music welled up its eyes. The cheese really thrived in Indian classical, growing in size and spilling beyond the borders of the wooden dish.
But when I played it, its namesake song, "tu cheese badi hai mast mast…", and tasted, I slurped my fingers; it has a strong flavour. Perhaps it was influenced by the pair of handsome specimen who wiggled their booty seductively.
You would think I have lost my mind but no.
Recently a team of researchers, who, usually don't have anything productive to do, conducted an exactly similar experiment. The team used mini transmitters to diffuse the musical energy into the cheese and this experiment went on for 6 months for the results to be concluded and finally the results were announced.
The cheese exposed to Mozart had a milder taste, but it was the cheese exposed to hip-hop which had a tangy flavour.
Hope, further research doesn't say that the Gully boy binges on tangy cheese. Or the Classical wizard is a connoisseur of mild cheese…
Yatindra Tawde
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